I woke up this morning to a breakfast of old wine and a chocolate bar, and I thought to myself: Hey, I'm like one of those clever memes of sassy life observations juxtaposed with old-timey sketches of fancy people! I should be on the Internet, and why not? I am both sassy and fancy and sometimes old-timey if I've been re-reading The Great Gatsby again.
So here, for your entertainment (but more so that I have a place to write my stream-of-consciousness observations in a more useful and organized way while I "work on" hopefully more creative ideas) I will be detailing my boring, boring life in a sexy and amusing fashion that you will love. You'll just love it, stay tuned.
For instance, maybe I will build a hideous and shitty "aquaponics" (not a word, I assume they mean "hydroponics") system that I saw on Wikihow. More likely, I will not do that and I will instead mercilessly mock the writer of that particular article. "Bell siphons can be tricky to get working". You think I don't know that, Wikihow? You wanna throw down about aquatic animal habitats, because I'm not so sure that you do.
Perhaps I will do a non-biased character study of several ex-boyfriends. Perhaps I will do one about my rabbit, and we can discover together if peeing next to the litter box while inside said litter box qualifies as a neurological disorder. Maybe I'll just list the items in the room around me, who knows? You will. You will know, when you read and religiously follow this blog.
Let's begin.
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